3 reasons I'm going to be a Disney villianess





I most remember Sleeping Beauty from my childhood, particularly
Maleficent and her raven, who she always called "my pet."
My tendency to call my puppy this is therefore quite alarming.
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1. I call my friends and pets alarming names: "sweet," "my pet," "love," "dear."
2. I have a disturbing lack of proper instincts. I let people slip and fall without even reaching out, I laugh at inopportune times, and I sometimes enjoy watching people pay for what I deem their wickedness.
3. I have a secretly violent side, a dislike for overly innocent and pretty people, and an intense desire to own a castle and rule a kingdom.

Hope you have a good weekend! Don't follow any glowing lights up any deserted towers, and I wouldn't advise any spinnning.